Our Goals at Save-A-MooseSAVE-A-MOOSE
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Message from VP of Save-A-Moose
OUR GOALS
The SAVE A MOOSE foundation, founded on January 19, 1999, has made a commitment to provide all underprivileged mooses with enough dice to sustain the moose’s necessary Yahtzee gaming. Yahtzee is a necessary external function that without, all honorable mooses would perish. So far, contributions have provided 7 herds of mooses with enough dice to play 4 games of Yahtzee a day. But still, with all of your help, this is still only half of the necessary games, and only 3 and ¼% of all the mooses in the world. So before you get out to buy a new pair of super-wonder-magic melting toilet seats or his and hers set of tooth-pliers, think about your local moose, and please donate today.
One of our most successful successes of successes was a moose, named "A. Moose." A. Moose, along with his friend, Thee Moose, played 17 games of Yahtzee a day. 17 games!! But on the event horizon of de-dice-ation, their gaming has been reduced to 3 games a week. After your most grateful donations we supplied them with the dice to play 10 games a day. That is still seven less than original but this just shows what a large contribution from you can do.
E-mail us at Saveamoose@email.com and see what this is really about, ask questions, make comments, or get the special members welcome package.
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Disclaimer: For legal purposes we have to let you know that while you are suggested to send us money please be aware that it is not to save a moose* but rather to line our pockets with your donations. You can still be a member without contributing. This site actually does have several other purposes though. And to peek into the dark recesses of them please become a member by e-mailing us. Remember that this site is purely a joke.
Last Revised: June 20, 1999
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